Bottom Shelf Mixology: Danger Death Ray

Welcome to Bottom Shelf Mixology™!  We have racked our brains (and our livers) to come up with special "bottom shelf" versions of popular drinks, and some original creations that range from "oh, that might be interesting" to "that sounds absolutely disgusting".  

We are getting ready for an upcoming filming of some new Bottom Shelf episodes, so I am taking this break from RiffTrax to give you our first new recipe!

Danger Death Ray (Party Cannon)

• 2 oz Crystal Palace Vodka
• 1 oz Midori
• 1 oz 99 Bananas
• 1 Lime Popsicle (melted)
• 1/2 can Store Brand Zero Calorie Energy Drink
• 1/4 tsp Blue Curaçao
• Ice

Put your ice in the shaker, and add the vodka, Midori, 99 Bananas, and the melted popsicle.  Shake well.  Add in the energy drink and the curaçao, and gently stir.

Drink one, maybe two to get the party started and your heart rate racing.  Any more than that, and you might just feel like you were blasted by an actual death ray.  Especially the next morning.

Bottom Shelf Mixology: Breakfast of Champions

Welcome to Bottom Shelf Mixology™!  We have racked our brains (and our livers) to come up with special "bottom shelf" versions of popular drinks, and some original creations that range from "oh, that might be interesting" to "that sounds absolutely disgusting".  

Happy Shredded Wheat Day!  To celebrate this amazing holiday, we have a new recipe for you!

Breakfast of Champions

• 1 oz Heaven Hill Vodka
• 1 oz 99 Bananas
• 1 piece Bite Size Frosted Shredded Wheat

First you will need to place the cereal piece in your glass.

Then pour in the 99 Bananas, followed by the vodka.

Let it sit for a bit, so that the cereal gets nice and soggy.  Then drink/chew right before you head out the door for work*.

It might actually help you make it through the day!

*Please don't actually do this.  You will probably get fired.

Bottom Shelf Mixology Episode 4: Whiskey Split

Welcome to the Bottom Shelf Mixology™ video series!  Our staff of Mixologists have decided it would be a good idea to actually test our special "bottom shelf" recipes.  What have we done?

We have made a terrible mistake.  The Whiskey Split is easily one of the worst drink recipes we have created.

Seriously, don't ever try this one unless you enjoy pain.  Even then, I wouldn't recommend this one.

Instead, you can enjoy watching us suffer!

Bottom Shelf Mixology: Whiskey Split

Welcome to Bottom Shelf Mixology™!  Our staff of Mixologists have racked their brains (and livers) to come up with special "bottom shelf" versions of popular drinks, and some original creations that range from "oh, that might be interesting" to "that sounds absolutely disgusting".  

Today is National Banana Split Day, and it is also National Whiskey Sour Day.  We decided that we were going to somehow combine the two into a Bottom Shelf Mixology recipe, and I think we have come up with one of our greatest drinks ever!

Whiskey Split

• 1.5 oz R&R Whiskey
• .5 oz Amaretto
• 1.5 oz 99 Bananas Schnapps
• 1 tsp Store Brand Chocolate Flavored Syrup
• 1 tsp Store Brand Strawberry Flavored Syrup
• Whipped Dessert Topping (in spray can)
• 1 Wild Cherry Luden's Throat Drop
• Ice

In a shaker, combine the whiskey, amaretto, and banana schnapps.  Mix well, and poor into a small glass.

Add in the chocolate and strawberry flavored syrup, and stir gently.

Top the drink with a healthy amount of whipped dessert topping, and place the cherry (throat drop) on top.  You might want to drizzle a bit more syrup on top as well.

If you are sick of people always wanting to have some of your banana split, this drink is sure to put an end to that.