Sunday, July 31, 2016

Bottom Shelf Mixology: Breakfast of Champions

Welcome to Bottom Shelf Mixology!  We have racked our brains (and our livers) to come up with special "bottom shelf" versions of popular drinks, and some original creations that range from "oh, that might be interesting" to "that sounds absolutely disgusting".  

Happy Shredded Wheat Day!  To celebrate this amazing holiday, we have a new recipe for you!

Breakfast of Champions

  • 1 oz Heaven Hill Vodka
  • 1 oz 99 Bananas
  • 1 piece Bite Size Frosted Shredded Wheat

First you will need to place the cereal piece in your glass.

Then pour in the 99 Bananas, followed by the vodka.

Let it sit for a bit, so that the cereal gets nice and soggy.  Then drink/chew right before you head out the door for work*.

It might actually help you make it through the day!

*Please don't actually do this.  You will probably get fired.