Review: Beverage Flavored Pop-Tarts

The three newest flavors of Pop-Tarts have been unleashed upon humanity, and after a bit of hunting, I finally got my hands on all three.  I kind of wish I hadn't.

Fall Breakfast Cereal Reviews

As I mentioned in the Rejected Labor Day Drinks article, Labor Day is the unofficial end of Summer for most people.  For me, Fall begins when I find Pumpkin Pie Pop-Tarts.

And guess what I found yesterday!

You might notice that I found a couple other things that signal the arrival of Fall.  I could go on and on about how wonderful the Pumpkin Pie Pop-Tarts are, but I have done that enough already.  Instead, let's talk about the three cereals I happened to find.

Bottom Shelf Mixology: Big Game Super Punch

Welcome to Bottom Shelf Mixology™!  We have racked our brains (and our livers) to come up with special "bottom shelf" versions of popular drinks, and some original creations that range from "oh, that might be interesting" to "that sounds absolutely disgusting".  

Big Game Super Punch

• 1 gallon Blue Flavored Drink
• 4 cups of Popov Vodka
• 2 liters Generic Store Brand Lemon-Lime Flavored Soda
• 1 bag of Ice
• 1 Orange

I think this might be our least disgusting drink so far.  It's really easy to make, too!

Get a big bucket (or a punch bowl if you don't want to be a man about it) and pour in the ice, blue drink, vodka, and soda.

Without peeling the orange, slice it.  Float the slices in the punch for that high-class look.

For maximum effect, drink all of it by the end of the first quarter.

Bottom Shelf Mixology: White Trash Screwdriver

Welcome to Bottom Shelf Mixology™!  We have racked our brains (and our livers) to come up with special "bottom shelf" versions of popular drinks, and some original creations that range from "oh, that might be interesting" to "that sounds absolutely disgusting".  

White Trash Screwdriver

• 1 gallon SunnyD
• 10 oz. Popov Vodka

Pour some of the SunnyD into a pitcher or bowl.  Dump about ten ounces of Popov in.  Honestly though, it doesn't matter how much you pour in.  Look at it like you are seasoning some food to taste.  Pour as much in as you can stand.  The stronger it is, the less time spent on worrying about how bad it tastes!

This one is great for those long nights spent by yourself, playing an online game.  Extra points if it's your birthday!