Bottom Shelf Mixology S2 Episode 5: Bum Slush

Welcome to the Bottom Shelf Mixology™ video series!  Our staff of Mixologists have decided it would be a good idea to actually test our special "bottom shelf" recipes.  What have we done?

Ever look at the gross brown slush on the side of the road in winter and wonder what it tastes like?  I can guarantee it doesn't taste worse than this week's drink!

Bottom Shelf Mixology: Bum Slush

Welcome to Bottom Shelf Mixology™!  Our staff of Mixologists have racked their brains (and livers) to come up with special "bottom shelf" versions of popular drinks, and some original creations that range from "oh, that might be interesting" to "that sounds absolutely disgusting".  

Bum Slush (a.k.a. Wet Fart)

• 2 cups Fleischmann's Whiskey
• 4 cups Store Brand Diet Root Beer

This is a simple slush drink that can be made anywhere it is cold, like a freezer or in the gutter in the dead of winter!

Simply combine both ingredients in a bowl and allow to freeze.  This should only partially freeze, so if it gets too solid, start breaking it apart with a fork, and add more whiskey.

You can also add some ice cream and make a Wet Fart Float!

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