Bottom Shelf Munchies Episode 16: Epic Bison Bacon Cranberry Bar

Welcome to the Bottom Shelf Munchies™ video series!  Our Bottom Shelf Crew is dumb enough to try out these odd treats just so you don't have to!  What have we done?

Happy Halloween from Peanut Butter & Awesome!  Today's munchie could be a treat or a complete trick.

Bottom Shelf Mixology: Black Lagoon

Welcome to Bottom Shelf Mixology™!  We have racked our brains (and our livers) to come up with special "bottom shelf" versions of popular drinks, and some original creations that range from "oh, that might be interesting" to "that sounds absolutely disgusting".  

It's almost Halloween, and that means it's time for some spooky cocktails!

Black Lagoon (Sea Breeze)

• 1 1/2 oz Crystal Palace Vodka
• 2 oz Store Brand Cranberry Juice Cocktail
• 3 oz Faygo Grape Soda
• Ice
• Black Licorice

Put the ice in your glass.  Pour the vodka, cranberry juice cocktail, and grape soda in the glass.  It should turn a nice, dark color.

Stir with a piece of black licorice, leaving it in the glass as a garnish.

Warning: Drinking too many of these may cause delusions of being able to breathe under water.  Please, resist all urges to go swimming.

Bottom Shelf Munchies Episode 15: Grass Jelly Drink

Welcome to the Bottom Shelf Munchies™ video series!  Our Bottom Shelf Crew is dumb enough to try out these odd treats just so you don't have to!  What have we done?

 

Well, it's time to drink the lawn!

Bottom Shelf Mixology: Nightmare on Elm Road

Welcome to Bottom Shelf Mixology™!  We have racked our brains (and our livers) to come up with special "bottom shelf" versions of popular drinks, and some original creations that range from "oh, that might be interesting" to "that sounds absolutely disgusting".  

It's almost Halloween, and that means it's time for some spooky cocktails!

Nightmare on Elm Road

• 2 oz Imperial Whiskey
• 2 oz Orange Drink
• 1 squeeze Store Brand Drink Enhancer Liquid (red color)
• Ice

Fill a tall glass with ice.  Pour in the whiskey and the orange drink.  Stir with a knife.

Add in the squeeze of drink enhancer, but don't stir it again.

Drink these non-stop while watching Freddy Vs. Jason, and prepare yourself for the nightmares when you pass out!

Bottom Shelf Mixology Episode 21 Season Finale: Tetanus Shot

Welcome to the Bottom Shelf Mixology™ video series!  Our staff of Mixologists have decided it would be a good idea to actually test our special "bottom shelf" recipes.  What have we done?

Well, we've come to the end of the road...

For Season One!

Yes, it's our season finale, and we ended things on a doozy.  We knew this was going to be bad, but we didn't know quite how bad it was going to be!

So watch me, Hammer J, and the Unpaid Intern Eric take our medicine!


Season Two will be here in November, and we've got a few changes coming!  A better camera! A better microphone!  Worse drinks!

Stay tuned!