Bottom Shelf Mixology: Nightmare on Elm Road

Welcome to Bottom Shelf Mixology™!  We have racked our brains (and our livers) to come up with special "bottom shelf" versions of popular drinks, and some original creations that range from "oh, that might be interesting" to "that sounds absolutely disgusting".  

It's almost Halloween, and that means it's time for some spooky cocktails!

Nightmare on Elm Road

• 2 oz Imperial Whiskey
• 2 oz Orange Drink
• 1 squeeze Store Brand Drink Enhancer Liquid (red color)
• Ice

Fill a tall glass with ice.  Pour in the whiskey and the orange drink.  Stir with a knife.

Add in the squeeze of drink enhancer, but don't stir it again.

Drink these non-stop while watching Freddy Vs. Jason, and prepare yourself for the nightmares when you pass out!

Bottom Shelf Mixology Episode 3: The Drumpf

Welcome to the Bottom Shelf Mixology™ video series!  Our staff of Mixologists have decided it would be a good idea to actually test our special "bottom shelf" recipes.  What have we done?

Join Me, the unpaid intern Eric, and our special guest Bottom Shelf Russ as we test out The Drumpf.

The Drumpf was the first of our three presidential candidate themed drinks, and much like Trump himself, the opinions of it were pretty split.

Bottom Shelf Mixology: The Drumpf

Welcome to Bottom Shelf Mixology™!  Our staff of Mixologists have racked their brains (and livers) to come up with special "bottom shelf" versions of popular drinks, and some original creations that range from "oh, that might be interesting" to "that sounds absolutely disgusting".  

As part of our celebration of Three Years on the Bottom Shelf, our staff of mixologists have started imagining some drinks for the only people we see on TV more than the Kardashians: Presidential Candidates*.

Because he thinks he is better than everyone else, we thought it would be fitting to make our first drink The Drumpf.

The Drumpf

• 24 oz (2 cans) America Beer
• 32 oz Kinky Gold
• 64 oz Orange Drink
• Chocolate Coins
• Ice

Put your ice in a punch bowl.  Pour in the beer, then the Extra Kinky Gold, and finish with the orange drink.

Garnish the glasses with a chocolate coin before serving.

Drinking too much of this drink may give you a superiority complex, so drink with caution.

*Please note that the drinks in this series do not necessarily reflect the political views of PBAndAwesome.com or its staff.

Bottom Shelf Mixology: Hipster Mimosa

Welcome to Bottom Shelf Mixology™!  We have racked our brains (and our livers) to come up with special "bottom shelf" versions of popular drinks, and some original creations that range from "oh, that might be interesting" to "that sounds absolutely disgusting".  

Happy New Year!  This new year brings with it some new Bottom Shelf Mixology recipes, and we are going to start things off with the perfect drink for you bottom shelfers.

The Hipster Mimosa

• 1 32 oz. Hi-C Orange drink from McDonald's
• 1 can Pabst Blue Ribbon

Next time you are out, stop at McDonald's and buy a 32 oz. size Hi-C orange drink.  Go home and stick it in your refrigerator.  This is about all of the preparation you need to do for this drink.

For this drink, you will only need half of the orange drink to make this drink, but it is still recommended that you purchase the 32 oz. size so you get the plastic cup.  This will hold up better for a longer period of time as opposed to the other McDonald's cups.

Grab a large mug, and fill half way with the Hi-C. Fill the rest of the way with the PBR.  If you have enough PBR left in the can, you can have another!

This drink is the best way to wake up and show the world that you quit before the day even begins!