Bottom Shelf Mixology S2 Episode 17: Millennial Martini

Welcome to the Bottom Shelf Mixology™ video series!  Our staff of Mixologists have decided it would be a good idea to actually test our special "bottom shelf" recipes.  What have we done?

This one is all Andrew Leamon's fault!  He was telling me about LaCroix and it being taxed in Chicago, and how everyone was flipping out over it.  Because of this we decided to make it a drink!  I had never had LaCroix before, and I wish that was still the case. 

It's not good.

Bottom Shelf Mixology Episode 16: Jet Fuel

Welcome to the Bottom Shelf Mixology™ video series!  Our staff of Mixologists have decided it would be a good idea to actually test our special "bottom shelf" recipes.  What have we done?

In this week's episode, the Unpaid Intern Eric, G, and I drink some Jet Fuel. It went about as well as you think it would, especially with the off-brand sriracha I found!

And as a special bonus, Jackfelgar and G try the same drink recipe, but with quality ingredients!

Bottom Shelf Mixology: Jet Fuel

Welcome to Bottom Shelf Mixology™!  Our staff of Mixologists have racked their brains (and livers) to come up with special "bottom shelf" versions of popular drinks, and some original creations that range from "oh, that might be interesting" to "that sounds absolutely disgusting".  

Jet Fuel

• 1.5 oz Fleischmann's Whiskey
• 1 Tsp Sriracha
• 1 Tsp Honey

Start by measuring out your sriracha, then pouring it into a glass.  Use the same spoon, with the remnants of sriracha on it, to measure the honey.  This way, the honey will not stick to the measuring spoon.  Stir well, and then add the whiskey.

This drink is great if you need a quick (albeit fiery) cleanse.

WARNING: This drink may melt steel beams!

Miiverse Now Available on the Web

 

 

Great news for Nintendo Wii U owners!  The Miiverse website is now up and running!  Now, you can access one of the best things from the Wii U wherever you are!  That also means you can access your drawings (like my Pokemon X & Y starters and Tingle above) and screen caps.

The best part of this is that you can't just go and make an account without a Wii U.  That way, people can't just make accounts and troll the place up.  Smart move on Nintendo's part!

Buy My Crap

This is a special occasion, because it is officially my first "self marketing" post!  That's right, I have made some horrible and crappy t-shirt designs, stickers, and even an iPhone case, and I'm going to put them here and try to get you to buy some.

You can see my attempts at art in my storefront here.  Who knows, maybe you would possibly want to buy something perhaps?

Sriracha Chips are Outstanding

Sriracha, one of the greatest things on the planet, has now been turned into a potato chip.  And, I love them!  

That is all I wanted to say. Carry on.

Sriracha Burn

Yes, I like messing around with Instagram.

As previously stated, I loves me some sriracha!  I put it on almost everything I eat.  In fact, it would be shorter to make a list of the things I don't or won't put sriracha on.

You know what?  Let's go ahead and do that.  I'm fairly bored at the moment.

Your First and Only Warning

Outside of my wife and children, I have three big loves in my life; Sriracha, Deadpool, and zombies.  
This is your only warning that I will probably talk about these three things on a very regular basis.  In fact, I'm working on writing a book that deals with at least two of them.

I have no other point here.