Classic MST3K Episodes Return to Netflix

We are just about a month away from the arrival of the new episodes of Mystery Science Theater 3000 (I still can't believe I get to say those words!), but today, Netflix has started streaming twenty classic episodes of the beloved show.

These include some of my personal favorite episodes, and is only missing a couple of what I would consider essential episodes.  Overall though, I can't complain about the selection.  I can't really complain about almost forty hours of MST3K.

You can check out the complete list below, and don't miss the new episodes coming to Netflix April 14!

Bottom Shelf Mixology Rejects: Bad Movies, Worse Drinks Pt. 1

Welcome to Bottom Shelf Mixology™!  Our staff of Mixologists have racked their brains (and livers) to come up with special "bottom shelf" versions of popular drinks, and some original creations that range from "oh, that might be interesting" to "that sounds absolutely disgusting".  

Lately, I have been watching gobs of RiffTrax and Mystery Science Theater 3000 episodes.  I started thinking about the potential of making some BSM recipes themed around some of these movies and shorts that I have been watching.  Then I realized that these films didn't deserve drinkable recipes.  These films are rejects, and deserve drinks that are down on their level.

Welcome to part one of Bad Movies, Worse Drinks.

My New Top Ten RiffTrax B-Movie Releases

Last August, I compiled a top ten list of my favorite RiffTrax VoD releases.  I had a pretty solid list at that time, too.  Since making that list, however, they have released sixteen new movies and I knew I had to update my list.

This was not an easy venture.  You know those scenes in movies and TV shows where there is a group of people trying to come up with an idea or a verdict in a murder trial, and they are just arguing the whole time?  There is always one guy just sitting there, with his head resting on one or both of his hands, trying to make sense of it all.  I was that guy while working on this list.  I was also everyone else arguing with each other.  Honest to God, this list took me two and a half weeks to finalize.

I am glad I don't work under any sort of deadline.

In the end, only four of the releases from the first list have survived.  The rest are all from the last nine months.

Be sure to argue my list in the comments or on Twitter.

Five Must-Have RiffTrax VoDs 2: Die (Laughing) Harder

Last summer, I brought you a few lists of must-have RiffTrax releases.  Today, I have five more RiffTrax Video on Demand movies that you absolutely need.  Like, more than food and water.  This time around, we've got Torgo, Doctor Who, an Italian movie made to be a sequel to Evil Dead II, boobs, and a "superhero".

Coming Soon: A Very Special Gif Set

I know things have been kind of dead around here the past few days, and I apologize.  Between HMM wiping me out this year, and stuff at work, I haven't had much free time.  Later this week, however, this will change.  I just got a wonderful little DVD set that is chock full of horrible movies.  The Mesa of Lost Women, EEGAH, Dementia 13, The Beast of Yucca Flats, and the worst movie of all time:

What better way to get back into the swing of things than making gifs from bad movies?