Bottom Shelf Mixology Rejected NFL Drinks: NFC East

Welcome to Bottom Shelf Mixology™!  Our staff of Mixologists have racked their brains (and livers) to come up with special "bottom shelf" versions of popular drinks, and some original creations that range from "oh, that might be interesting" to "that sounds absolutely disgusting".  

It's week two of the NFL season, and that means it is time for part two of our eight part series of Rejected NFL Drinks.  We are going to have a rejected drink for every team in the league, and we're going through a division at a time.

Today, we're going through the NFC East.

Strawberry MLB Pop-Tarts

Yesterday, in my hunt for the new Limiter Edition Grape Pop-Tarts that have long eluded me, I finally found them!  I also found two other new special Pop-Tarts!

Today, I wanted to focus on the Strawberry MLB Trading Card Pop-Tarts.  Yes, I know they aren't called that, but that is indeed what they are.

I mean, it says it right there on the box: Collect All 30 Teams.  Just like with trading cards, Kellogg's wants you to keep buying them until you have a complete set.  Wait, what?

Skylanders SWAP Force Announced - Now With Jumping

Activision announced the newest game in the Skylanders franchise: Skylanders SWAP Force.  The game introduces two new features.  The first allows you to swap heads and bodies on the figures to make whatever configuration you want.  The other news it bigger to me though: You will now be able to jump in the console versions of the games!  That was one of the reasons I enjoyed the 3DS versions of the previous games more than the console versions.  The 3DS games felt more like the old school Spyro games.  They had a nice platforming element that the console versions.

And on the plus side, they are only adding sixteen characters and not another forty five.  So, there's that.  Read the press release after the jump.