Bottom Shelf Mixology Rejected NFL Drinks: NFC North

Welcome to Bottom Shelf Mixology™!  Our staff of Mixologists have racked their brains (and livers) to come up with special "bottom shelf" versions of popular drinks, and some original creations that range from "oh, that might be interesting" to "that sounds absolutely disgusting".  

It's week four of the NFL season, and that means it is also time for part four of our eight part series of Rejected NFL Drinks.  We've been making nasty rejected drink for each team in the league and posting a division at a time.

Today, we've got our drinks for the NFC North.

Strawberry MLB Pop-Tarts

Yesterday, in my hunt for the new Limiter Edition Grape Pop-Tarts that have long eluded me, I finally found them!  I also found two other new special Pop-Tarts!

Today, I wanted to focus on the Strawberry MLB Trading Card Pop-Tarts.  Yes, I know they aren't called that, but that is indeed what they are.

I mean, it says it right there on the box: Collect All 30 Teams.  Just like with trading cards, Kellogg's wants you to keep buying them until you have a complete set.  Wait, what?