Patrice Wilson is a Panda for Halloween in New Video - Chinese Food

This morning, I woke up to something that totally makes me want to crawl right back in bed.  Maybe even pull the covers up over my face and weep for the future of humanity.  That something is the latest "music video" released by Patrice Wilson, the man behind such abominations as Friday and Thanksgiving.  This time, it's a little girl singing about how much she loves Chinese Food.  And yes, it might be a little racist.


If you didn't bother watching that(and I totally don't blame you for that), here are some "highlights" that you missed.

Starship Damrey From Level-5's Guild02 Out Today In Europe

Just a reminder that Starship Damrey, the first of the Guild02 games being released outside of Japan, is available today in Europe, and will be out May 16 in the US.

While I'm not sure about Keiji Inafune's Bugs vs. Tanks!, I am very excited about Attack of the Friday Monsters! A Tokyo Tale and the aforementioned Starship Damrey. You can see the trailer for the three after the jump.

Also, don't forget that the Guild01 games are currently on sale through May 30.

Patrice Wilson Brings Back the Horror With "It's Thanksgiving"

Holy cow, he's back!  Patrice Wilson, the man who unleashed Friday from the bowels of Hell onto an unsuspecting populace, returns with yet another vacant-eyed teenybopper named Nicole Westerbrook singing It's Thanksgiving.  If Friday was a bad day at work, this is having a bad day, getting fired, and coming home to find your wife in bed with another man.  Now watch, and suffer as I have!

Oh, Patrice also pops up in this video to perform, just like he did in Rebecca Black's video, only this time it feels supremely inappropriate.  Why is a big black guy at a Christmas party with young girls (and one young boy), and no other adults in sight?  Where's Chris Hansen when you need him?  Check out the screen shots after the jump.