Patrice Wilson is a Panda for Halloween in New Video - Chinese Food

This morning, I woke up to something that totally makes me want to crawl right back in bed.  Maybe even pull the covers up over my face and weep for the future of humanity.  That something is the latest "music video" released by Patrice Wilson, the man behind such abominations as Friday and Thanksgiving.  This time, it's a little girl singing about how much she loves Chinese Food.  And yes, it might be a little racist.


If you didn't bother watching that(and I totally don't blame you for that), here are some "highlights" that you missed.

HMM '12 Day 9: Big Trouble in Little China

It's finally October! That means two very important things: Pumpkin Pie Pop-Tarts are here, and Halloween is near! My favorite thing to do in October to prepare myself for Halloween is to, of course, watch movies that I feel best exemplify the season. Now, this doesn't just mean extreme gore fests (of course, I do love me some gore), but I like to include movies that have that Halloween feel. Anyway, let's get to Day 9 of Halloween Movie Madness 2012!

Big Trouble in Little China
(20th Century Fox, 1986)

Tonight's movie, Big Trouble in Little China, is one of my all-time favorites.  There are just so many things about this movie that make it great.  This is also one of the most quotable movies out there.