Bottom Shelf Mixology Rejected NFL Drinks: AFC North

Welcome to Bottom Shelf Mixology™!  Our staff of Mixologists have racked their brains (and livers) to come up with special "bottom shelf" versions of popular drinks, and some original creations that range from "oh, that might be interesting" to "that sounds absolutely disgusting".  

It's the third week of the NFL season, and that means it is time for part three of our eight part series of Rejected NFL Drinks.  We are going to have a rejected drink for every team in the league, and we're going through a division at a time.

Today, we're going through the AFC North.

Bottom Shelf Mixology Rejects Pt. 2

Welcome to Bottom Shelf Mixology™!  We have racked our brains (and our livers) to come up with special "bottom shelf" versions of popular drinks, and some original creations that range from "oh, that might be interesting" to "that sounds absolutely disgusting".  

Since the last set was so popular, we have decided to release another round of our rejected drinks. These are the drinks that sounded so bad, they were tossed out immediately - following the laughing and/or feelings of nausea they brought with them.

Even if, for whatever reason you might want to try the other Bottom Shelf Mixology recipes, don't try these.