Bottom Shelf Mixology Rejected NFL Drinks: AFC East

Welcome to Bottom Shelf Mixology™!  Our staff of Mixologists have racked their brains (and livers) to come up with special "bottom shelf" versions of popular drinks, and some original creations that range from "oh, that might be interesting" to "that sounds absolutely disgusting".  

Welcome to the first of our new eight part series of NFL rejected drinks.  We are going to have a rejected drink for every team in the league, and we're going to go through a division at a time. 

Tonight, it's the AFC East.