(Released February 25, 2019)
The tale of Jack and the Beanstalk is one that has entertained children for two-hundred and eighty five years. The version in this short, however, has not entertained a single person.
In this version, Jack's cow—named Milky White—stopped giving milk. Without prompting, Jack decides to sell the now worthless bovine. On his way to the market, he meets an old man who asks him, "how many beans make five?" Jack answers, "two in each hand and one in your mouth." Yeah, I have no idea.
