Monday, February 4, 2019

Short Reviews of RiffTrax Shorts: Good Health Practices

It's Short Reviews of RiffTrax Shorts, our new series where the title is almost as long as the actual reviews!  We are going to take a look at a RiffTrax Short almost every day this year, until we run out of shorts.  That will get us through the majority of the year, so strap in for madness!

(Released October 23, 2008)

Eating, cleanliness, toilet, and rest/sleep.  These are the cornerstones of Good Health Practices.  And if any one of them is more important than others according to this short, it's definitely toilet.

There is so much important stuff in this short, so I decided I would list the important points that I took away from it.

  • Sweets are party food, for special times.
  • You are like an automobile and you need fuel.  
  • Much like cars, you poop!  
  • A car can't run if the exhaust is plugged up, and neither can you.
  • Go to the bathroom when you wake up and before you go to bed.
  • Also make sure to go to the bathroom other times of the day.
  • Wash your hands.  Like, a lot.
  • Take naps at the beach to wind your springs.
  • You need to be clean, outside and in.

There's a lot of talk about using the toilet.

The RiffTrax crew bring a lot of laughs to this weirdly toilet obsessed short, and you will have a lot of fun watching it.

Good Health Practices gets four dog pets out of five.