Wednesday, December 23, 2015

12 Drinks of Christmas: Grape Gruber

Welcome to Bottom Shelf Mixology!  Our staff of Mixologists have racked their brains (and livers) to come up with special "bottom shelf" versions of popular drinks, and some original creations that range from "oh, that might be interesting" to "that sounds absolutely disgusting".  

Christmas is in less than a week, and our twisted advent calendar is going to pick up the pace a bit (thanks to falling behind due to Star Wars and the general business of the season).

This drink is named after the villain in the most explosive Christmas movies of all time: Hans Gruber!

Drink 7: Grape Gruber

  • 6 oz Water
  • 2 oz Jägermeister
  • Great Value Grape Drink Enhancer

Pour the water into your glass, and mix in one squeeze of the grape drink enhancer.

Add in the Jägermeister, and chug.

Smash the glass on the floor.  Drink a few more shots of Jägermeister, and the walk across the broken glass with your bare feet.*

Yippie kayak, other buckets! (Let's see how many people get that one)

*Don't actually do this.  It is not a good idea.