Brak is one of my favorite TV characters of all time. He recently made a return to the airwaves with a new Cartoon Planet, Friday nights on Cartoon Network. He also has a Twitter account. Over the last few days, he has been posting pure gold in the form of his idea for a new TV show: Space Eagles.
Things started out as Brak asking how to try out for the new Star Wars movies, and progressed from there.
How do I try out for that new Star Wars movie?
— Brak (@brakiscool) January 25, 2013
I think I would be great as the plucky sidekick to the rough and tumble space drifter!
— Brak (@brakiscool) January 25, 2013
My name would be Daisimo,and the drifter would be named Steve Swordblood.
— Brak (@brakiscool) January 25, 2013
We would have a robot named Sticks and he would explode.A lot.
— Brak (@brakiscool) January 25, 2013
And we would travel around in a ship that looks like a Sea Cucumber. We would call it The Metal Mosquito!
— Brak (@brakiscool) January 25, 2013
OH MAN! We could just have our own movie: Space Eagles!And this is where things started getting good:
— Brak (@brakiscool) January 25, 2013
Me & Steve would have some wacky adventures!
— Brak (@brakiscool) January 25, 2013
Steve's catchphrase: "Well, ain't that a bucket full of mustard"
— Brak (@brakiscool) January 25, 2013
And every time Steve says it, Sticks would laugh until he exploded. Again.
— Brak (@brakiscool) January 25, 2013
And the bad guy would be an evil hunk of space cheese.
— Brak (@brakiscool) January 25, 2013
Maybe this should be a TV show instead! We could have even more wacky adventures that way!
— Brak (@brakiscool) January 25, 2013
Space Eagles would be six seasons and a movie!
— Brak (@brakiscool) January 25, 2013
In one episode, we could stop Lord Limburger from turning the Jelly people of Smuckto into cocktail onions.
— Brak (@brakiscool) January 25, 2013
In one episode I could save Steve's space bacon by making the Macho Nacho Warriors laugh so hard that their cheese falls off!
— Brak (@brakiscool) January 25, 2013
We would find out that Lord Limburger is a friend of Steve's Uncle Macrick.
— Brak (@brakiscool) January 25, 2013
And we would meet a little pink floppy creature and I would take him in as my pet. I would name him Raisins.
— Brak (@brakiscool) January 25, 2013
And I would meet Princess Parmesan. She would be Lord Limburger's kind daughter.
— Brak (@brakiscool) January 25, 2013
And she would join the crew of the Metal Mosquito as our cook!
— Brak (@brakiscool) January 25, 2013
But then, after three seasons, she would reveal that she is actually EVIL! Dunn Dumm DAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! What a twist!
— Brak (@brakiscool) January 25, 2013
Sticks the robot also wears a top hat. Makes him feel classy.
— Brak (@brakiscool) January 25, 2013
Lord Limburger's top assassin would be an Octopug named Clancy. He's scary.
— Brak (@brakiscool) January 25, 2013
Clancy is secretly engaged to Princess Parmesan. PP loves Clancy, but also falls in love with Steve. LOVE TRIANGLE, FOLKS!
— Brak (@brakiscool) January 25, 2013
Oh man! My head hurts now! That was too many ideas!
— Brak (@brakiscool) January 25, 2013
I had a sweet Space Eagle dream! Steve fought Clancy! I made a joke about Octopugs not having bones. Sticks exploded.The best part of all of this is that it is still going! I tell you what though, this sounds like it would be an outstanding show. I would watch every episode of it.
— Brak (@brakiscool) January 26, 2013
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