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Friday, December 30, 2016

Review: Pop-Tarts Dunkin' Donuts Vanilla Latte & Chocolate Mocha

Must-have RiffTrax Releases of 2016

One of the weirdest and saddest years is almost at an end.  A good way to celebrate the death of 2016 is with copious amounts of booze.  An even better way is to watch a bunch of terrible movies get the RiffTrax treatment they deserve!

Let's take a look at some of the standout releases from RiffTrax from this past year so you can enjoy the death throes of 2016.

Friday, December 23, 2016

Bottom Shelf Mixology S2 Episode 4: Jacked Frosty

Welcome to the Bottom Shelf Mixology™ video series!  Our staff of Mixologists have decided it would be a good idea to actually test our special "bottom shelf" recipes.  What have we done?


Today we have another one of our 12 Drinks of Christmas!

Join me, Unpaid Intern Eric, and Josh as we drink our Jacked Frosty!

Thursday, December 22, 2016

Bottom Shelf Mixology: Bum Slush

Welcome to Bottom Shelf Mixology!  Our staff of Mixologists have racked their brains (and livers) to come up with special "bottom shelf" versions of popular drinks, and some original creations that range from "oh, that might be interesting" to "that sounds absolutely disgusting".  


Bum Slush (a.k.a. Wet Fart)

  • 2 cups Fleischmann's Whiskey
  • 4 cups Store Brand Diet Root Beer

This is a simple slush drink that can be made anywhere it is cold, like a freezer or in the gutter in the dead of winter!

Simply combine both ingredients in a bowl and allow to freeze.  This should only partially freeze, so if it gets too solid, start breaking it apart with a fork, and add more whiskey.

You can also add some ice cream and make a Wet Fart Float!

Wednesday, December 14, 2016

Bottom Shelf Mixology S2 Episode 3: Grape Gruber

Welcome to the Bottom Shelf Mixology™ video series!  Our staff of Mixologists have decided it would be a good idea to actually test our special "bottom shelf" recipes.  What have we done?


Continuing with our drinks for the holiday season, we present one of last year's 12 Drinks of Christmas: the Grape Gruber!

The State of the Bottom Shelf

Thursday, December 8, 2016

Friday, December 2, 2016

New Footage From The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild


Earlier tonight, Nintendo decided to grace us with some new footage of the insanely anticipated game The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild.  One of these videos was a trailer where we caught a glimpse at a village with people in it, some bird people, and someone that is probably Princess Zelda herself.  It was definitely nice to see that there are some people left after whatever tragedy left most of Hyrule in ruins.

There is also some other cool footage shown.  I'm just going to let you watch it for yourself.

Thursday, December 1, 2016

Bottom Shelf Mixology S2 Episode 2: Old Crowberry

Welcome to the Bottom Shelf Mixology™ video series!  Our staff of Mixologists have decided it would be a good idea to actually test our special "bottom shelf" recipes.  What have we done?


Continuing with our drinks for the holiday season, here is the Old Crowberry!