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Friday, September 30, 2016

Bottom Shelf Mixology Episode 18: The Title Track

Welcome to the Bottom Shelf Mixology™ video series!  Our staff of Mixologists have decided it would be a good idea to actually test our special "bottom shelf" recipes.  What have we done?

This week's episode brings back those childhood memories (apparently).  The Title Track is another creation of ours that, surprisingly, isn't vile!

Monday, September 26, 2016

Bottom Shelf Munchies Episode 11: Basil Seed Drink

Welcome to the Bottom Shelf Munchies video series!  Our Bottom Shelf Crew is dumb enough to try out these odd treats just so you don't have to!  What have we done?

Follow along with us as we continue our descent into the world of international snackage!

This week's treat is Basil Seed Drink.  If you've ever wanted to drink tadpoles suspended in flat cream soda, this is the drink for you!

Wednesday, September 21, 2016

Bottom Shelf Mixology Episode 17: Earth Wind & Fire

Welcome to the Bottom Shelf Mixology™ video series!  Our staff of Mixologists have decided it would be a good idea to actually test our special "bottom shelf" recipes.  What have we done?

Yesterday, we posted our recipe for Earth Wind & Fire. And now, seeing as how today is Earth, Wind, & Fire Day, we are drinking it! And a day early, at that!

It turned out better than expected.

Tuesday, September 20, 2016

Bottom Shelf Mixology: Earth Wind & Fire

Welcome to Bottom Shelf Mixology!  Our staff of Mixologists have racked their brains (and livers) to come up with special "bottom shelf" versions of popular drinks, and some original creations that range from "oh, that might be interesting" to "that sounds absolutely disgusting".  


Earth Wind & Fire

  • 1/2 oz Aftershock
  • 1/2 oz 99 Peppermint
  • 1/2 oz Fleischmann's Whiskey

Combine the Aftershock (fire), 99 Peppermint (wind), and whiskey (earth) in your shaker.  Add some ice.

Shake it while listening to September by Earth, Wind & Fire.  Pour, and enjoy!

Too many of these, though, and you will not remember the twenty-first night of September.  Or any other night.

Monday, September 19, 2016

Bottom Shelf Munchies Episode 10: Aloe Dessert

Welcome to the Bottom Shelf Munchies video series!  Our Bottom Shelf Crew is dumb enough to try out these odd treats just so you don't have to!  What have we done?

Follow along with us as we continue our descent into the world of international snackage.

This week, Jackfelgar, Comic Book Jon, and Jeremy eat the stuff you put on your skin when you get a sunburn.

And there's a ghost attack.

Thursday, September 15, 2016

Bottom Shelf Mixology Episode 16: Jet Fuel

Welcome to the Bottom Shelf Mixology™ video series!  Our staff of Mixologists have decided it would be a good idea to actually test our special "bottom shelf" recipes.  What have we done?

In this week's episode, the Unpaid Intern Eric, G, and I drink some Jet Fuel. It went about as well as you think it would, especially with the off-brand sriracha I found!

And as a special bonus, Jackfelgar and G try the same drink recipe, but with quality ingredients!

Monday, September 12, 2016

Bottom Shelf Munchies Episode 9: Milk Peanut Soup

Welcome to the Bottom Shelf Munchies video series!  Our Bottom Shelf Crew is dumb enough to try out these odd treats just so you don't have to!  What have we done?

Follow along with us as we continue our descent into the world of international snackage.

This week, LinkslilTri4ce, Jackfelgar, and I decided it would be a good idea to try Milk Peanut Soup.

We were very, very wrong.


Sunday, September 11, 2016

Bottom Shelf Mixology: Pop Rockstar

Welcome to Bottom Shelf Mixology!  Our staff of Mixologists have racked their brains (and livers) to come up with special "bottom shelf" versions of popular drinks, and some original creations that range from "oh, that might be interesting" to "that sounds absolutely disgusting".  


Pop Rockstar
  • 8 oz Rockstar Pure Zero Energy Drink
  • 2 oz Popov Vodka
  • 1 packet Green Apple Popping Candy
Pour the vodka into your glass.  Slowly pour in the energy drink.

Right before you drink it, pour in the popping candy.

Chug, pop that collar, put on your ladder shades, blow out your hair, and go party with the dudebros!

Thursday, September 8, 2016

Bottom Shelf Mixology Episode 15: The Red Tide

Welcome to the Bottom Shelf Mixology™ video series!  Our staff of Mixologists have decided it would be a good idea to actually test our special "bottom shelf" recipes.  What have we done?

This week, join me, the Unpaid Intern Eric, and our guest Paul as we go ridin' the Red Tide.

And once again, we made something not terrible.


Check out the recipe for the Red Tide here.

If you like these videos, you can help us out over on Patreon.

Bottom Shelf Mixology: Tetanus Shot

Welcome to Bottom Shelf Mixology!  We have racked our brains (and our livers) to come up with special "bottom shelf" versions of popular drinks, and some original creations that range from "oh, that might be interesting" to "that sounds absolutely disgusting".  


All month long, we are going to bring you some brand new Bottom Shelf Mixology recipes!

Tetanus Shot (Rusty Nail)

  • 1/2 oz Fleischmann's Whiskey
  • 2 oz J&B Scotch
  • 1 packet KFC Honey Sauce
  • Ice

Stir the honey sauce into the whiskey.

Pour your mixture and the scotch in a glass nearly full with ice.

Drink enough of these and you will forget all about that nail that is sticking through your foot!

Monday, September 5, 2016

Bottom Shelf Munchies Episode 8: Egg Crisps

Welcome to the Bottom Shelf Munchies video series!  Our Bottom Shelf Crew is dumb enough to try out these odd treats just so you don't have to!  What have we done?

As the Bottom Shelf Crew decides to go boldly into the cuisine world unknown you can join us every Monday for our latest series: Bottom Shelf Munchies!

Today, our tasting panel included Comic Book Jon and Hammer J, and we delve into the dry world of egg crisps.


Bottom Shelf Mixology: Anise Pucker

Welcome to Bottom Shelf Mixology!  We have racked our brains (and our livers) to come up with special "bottom shelf" versions of popular drinks, and some original creations that range from "oh, that might be interesting" to "that sounds absolutely disgusting".  


This month, we are going to bring you some brand new Bottom Shelf Mixology recipes!  In fact, we are going to do at least ten.

Here is recipe number two.

Anise Pucker

  • 1 oz Athena Ouzo
  • 1 oz Green Apple Pucker
  • 1/4 tsp Powdered Lemonade Drink Mix
  • 1/4 tsp Extra Virgin Olive Oil
  • Ice

Mix the ouzo, Pucker, powdered lemonade drink mix, and ice in your shaker.  Strain into your glass.

Add in the EVOO.

You can enjoy this drink, even if you are a xeno. A xeno with big, long hair on top of his head!

Saturday, September 3, 2016

Bottom Shelf Mixology: Title Track

Welcome to Bottom Shelf Mixology!  We have racked our brains (and our livers) to come up with special "bottom shelf" versions of popular drinks, and some original creations that range from "oh, that might be interesting" to "that sounds absolutely disgusting".  


This month, we are going to bring you some brand new Bottom Shelf Mixology recipes!  In fact, we are going to do at least ten.

Title Track (a.k.a. The Namesake)

  • 1 oz Amaretto
  • 1 oz Grape Pucker
  • Store Brand Peanut Butter
  • Ice

In your shaker, combine the amaretto, grape Pucker, and ice.  Shake gently.

Rim your glass (shot or otherwise) with the peanut butter.

Strain the drink into the glass.

Sit down in front of your computer, bring up your favorite episode of Bottom Shelf Mixology, and shoot it back while watching us.

Thursday, September 1, 2016

Bottom Shelf Mixology Episode 14: The Boiling Hipster

Welcome to the Bottom Shelf Mixology™ video series!  Our staff of Mixologists have decided it would be a good idea to actually test our special "bottom shelf" recipes.  What have we done?

Pabst Blue Ribbon.  Nectar to some, but terrible to most.

Fleischmann's Whiskey.  Winner of "Worst of the Worst" in The Whiskey Games.

Mix them together, and you have an unholy concoction that out new panelist G has no problem taking down.

Also, I can apparently not pour beer.


You can find this recipe and all of our other terrible Bottom Shelf stuff here.

You can become a Patreon and buy us a drink!

Nintendo Direct September 1 - Pikmin In Your Pants

Nintendo is dropping their first Direct since March at 10 AM EST today!

Watch it live below, or come back later today for a round-up of all the news.

If you missed it live earlier today, you can watch the full video below.  Or, you can read everything that was announced below the video, courtesy of a handy-dandy press release from Nintendo.