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Friday, July 31, 2015

Bottom Shelf Mixology: Fuzzy Butthole

Welcome to Bottom Shelf Mixology!  Our staff of Mixologists have racked their brains (and livers) to come up with special "bottom shelf" versions of popular drinks, and some original creations that range from "oh, that might be interesting" to "that sounds absolutely disgusting".  


Fuzzy Butthole

  • 1 2 liter bottle Store Brand Diet Orange Soda
  • 24 oz Boulaine Peach Schnapps
  • 1 bag of Circus Peanuts

In the morning, open the bottle of orange soda, and let it sit on the counter(you can skip this step if you would like, but it is best to follow it for optimal Bottom-Shelfage).  In a pitcher or punchbowl, mix the now flat soda and the peach schnapps.

When serving, stick a circus peanut in the filled glass as a garnish/flavor enhancer.

Maybe keep a bucket handy.

Tuesday, July 21, 2015

Bottom Shelf Mixology: Rising Sun

Welcome to Bottom Shelf Mixology!  Our staff of Mixologists have racked their brains (and livers) to come up with special "bottom shelf" versions of popular drinks, and some original creations that range from "oh, that might be interesting" to "that sounds absolutely disgusting".  


Rising Sun

  • 3 oz Tang (prepared)
  • 2 oz Sake (chilled)
  • 1 oz Strawberry Syrup
  • Ice

Put some ice in a tall glass. Pour in the cold Sake and Tang.  Pour in the strawberry syrup, but do not stir it in.  Let it sink to the bottom.

Enjoy this drink while sitting and watching the latest subbed episode of your favorite anime with your waifu pillow.

Sunday, July 12, 2015

Satoru Iwata, 1959 - 2015


Beloved Nintendo President Satoru Iwata has passed away at the age of 55.

Nintendo released a very short statement about his passing:
Nintendo Co., Ltd. deeply regrets to announce that President Satoru Iwata passed away on July 11, 2015 due to a bile duct growth.
I'll pour one out tonight, and it won't even be from the Bottom Shelf.

Thursday, July 9, 2015

Lo-Fi Podcast Ep. 3: Looks Like You've Gone Maverick!


Episode 3 of the new Lo-Fi Podcast is here! Join us as we discuss full contact Wiffle Ball, the casting rumor for the new Aunt May, RiffTrax Live Sharknado 2, syrup, and more!